Andy in Exile, Vol II

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Hey Man!!! Don't talk about my Mom that way.

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)
 

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:icon_andy:trying to relate the details of the marathon bomber uncle. He got 3, maybe 4 things wrong. Howevah, he did relate the story of John Tuggle's 30 for 30.
 

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:icon_andy:attended a bar mitvah in Chicago and Marv Levy was sitting right behind him. He stalked Marv to a shul bathroom to introduce himself to say they share the same birthday.
 

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:icon_andy:and Czaban were taking callers yesterday about the list of best 3rd incarnation of a movie. One caller chimed in with Godfather 3 (which Andy surprisingly didn't agree with), and then defended his choice by describing the plot of GF2.
 

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:icon_andy:seemed to be more oblivious than evah today when he insisted that Nap Lajoie was pronounced "Lapajoy". It became clearer when he read a news story about Andrei Kirilenko's wife, Masha (nee) Lapatova, who gives him an annual one day pass to cheat. :icon_andy:must have be distracted by memories of his Russian dominatrix girlfriend in Texas (Ludmilla?)
 

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:icon_andy:seemed to be more oblivious than evah today when he insisted that Nap Lajoie was pronounced "Lapajoy". It became clearer when he read a news story about Andrei Kirilenko's wife, Masha (nee) Lapatova, who gives him an annual one day pass to cheat. :icon_andy:must have be distracted by memories of his Russian dominatrix girlfriend in Texas (Ludmilla?)
1. Andy and baseball -- not a happy relationship. He tries, but his historical knowledge is very limited, and he doesn't care enough to improve it. Czabe is about one inch better, so their baseball discussions often collapse into, "I don't know." "I don't know, either."

2. This is a difficult period for Andy. It's another couple of weeks before the Taters report, and he just doesn't give a goddamn about anything but the Taters. But he still has to fill time.
 

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The All Star Game is next week, which means Andy will have fewer games to talk about. Expect excerpts from this love letter by Richard Justice to Baltimore and DC fans to be read on the show.
 
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