Why doesn't Mr. Tony do the live read for Lindsay Cadillac?
-Hi, I'm Tony Kornheiser. You may know me from Monday Night Football and PTI. I'm here to recommend Cadillac. Why? Because it's the only car that my fat ass can fit in. I drive a CTS and it is even faster than an Infiniti. I should know, I race soccer moms in it. And you should buy one at Lindsay Cadillac because they are smart enough to be able to change the time on the clock and only charge me $100. That may seem like a lot, but it's more complicated than plugging in a TV.