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Mr.Tony - Controversy at Westminster: Uno the 15" beagle that won Best in Show has reportedly tested positive for CGH - canine growth hormone. 

Allegedly, he was injected by his trainer.  He's really a 13" beagle. 

Reports say his bitch may also have been injected once with CGH.

When questioned, Uno said, "I do not want to talk about when I was a puppy."  Wagging his tail, he declared, "I have never used steroids."
 

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barkley said:
The unread:

Mr.Tony - Controversy at Westminster: Uno the 15" beagle that won Best in Show has reportedly tested positive for CGH - canine growth hormone. 

Allegedly, he was injected by his trainer.  He's really a 13" beagle. 

Reports say his bitch may also have been injected once with CGH.

When questioned, Uno said, "I do not want to talk about when I was a puppy."  Wagging his tail, he declared, "I have never used steroids."
How come that one never made the cut?

That's comedy gold right there
 

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barkley said:
I'm from Altoona.  Stop and say 'hello' to the parents for me.  They will feed you. 
I appreciate the offer, but that is only about halfway to my destination (a 70th wedding anniversary in St. Mary's, PA).

Is is easy to get to/from Benzel's off I-99?
 

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Also not making the cut:

Mr. Tony,

With all of this talk regarding Roger Clemens and the Nanny, all I have to say is: What does Fran Drescher have to do with steroids and HGH?
 

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Mr. Tony, Pete Rose has a new Marketing Campaign out, it goes: "Yeah, I bet on Baseball, but at least I never took a shot in my ass."

Mr. Tony, did you have your wife take HGH before the Post's Family Photo day?
 
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Rob in Arlington said:
I appreciate the offer, but that is only about halfway to my destination (a 70th wedding anniversary in St. Mary's, PA).

Is is easy to get to/from Benzel's off I-99?
relatively easy.  I can give you exact directions if you want.
 

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Rob in Arlington said:
I appreciate the offer, but that is only about halfway to my destination (a 70th wedding anniversary in St. Mary's, PA).

Is is easy to get to/from Benzel's off I-99?
wow... 70th anniversary...

:icon_dap::icon_dap::icon_dap::icon_dap::icon_dap: to them...
 

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JDanknich said:
Also not making the cut:

Mr. Tony,

With all of this talk regarding Roger Clemens and the Nanny, all I have to say is: What does Fran Drescher have to do with steroids and HGH?
That's gold, Jerry!  Gold!
 

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JDanknich said:
Also not making the cut:

Mr. Tony,

With all of this talk regarding Roger Clemens and the Nanny, all I have to say is: What does Fran Drescher have to do with steroids and HGH?
Joke made during the rant in the first segment
 

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Great Mr. Tony, two weeks ago my kids heard you announce that there is no Santa Clause, and now they have a mental picture of you eating Rudolph.  Thanks for the warning.

   I know he's the smartest guy in Washington, but what was Abby talking about when he said that "Divorce Court" was on TV while you were growing up, doesn't he know that you watched The Spanish Inquisition live while you were growing up.

   Please ask Tracy to explain at what point in time probing the wheat goes to far and becomes inappropriate fondling the wheat?
 
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