Who is Maggie, and why does Tony talk about her?

Maggie is Tony's faithful dog. She's a brittany spaniel, and has been a loyal friend to Mr. Tony for the past 10 years. She's been known to swipe roast beef and take running starts into specially made garbage cans. Maggie is ep-pick, rack her.

Other Questions

• Why does Mr. Tony keep on saying "Clean Out the Mousecages, Harry, and Carry the Urine Specimens Upstairs?" Who's Harry, and why is his job to carry urine specimens?
• Why does Tony always end his show by saying, "If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white?" Does he really care about my safety?
• Who sings the Mailbag theme?
• Who plays the background music while Tony reads e-mails?
• Why does Mr. Tony sometimes say "clah-sick" or "epick" or even "dun-key"? Doesn't he know how to pronounce these words? And why would I want to be "racked?"
• Speaking of Junior, why does Mr. Tony call him Junior?
• Why do some people call Mr. Tony Satchmo? Is he really Louis Armstrong?
• What's the deal with the Rich Eisen/Bea Arthur story?
• I keep getting banned by the Tony Kornheiser Show when I call in. What are the rules for calling in to Mr. Tony's show?
• What is Mr. Tony referring to when he talks about a "vacation" back in July, 2002?
• Why wasn't Junior on Tony's old show? Was he banned from ESPN?
• What's the deal with "Affirmation, Baby?" I mean, it's humorous and all, but what was the genesis of the term?
• What's a head? Is Mr. Tony being offensive?
• Does Junior really know everything?
• Who is LaSooz?
• Who is the Cheeseboy? And why does Mr. Tony want him dead???