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Rich Eisen wouldn't borrow from Bea. |
Thanks to Chriss Rushmann for filling in the blanks:
Rich Eisen came onto TK's old Internet Show talking about a vacation he took (a real vacation, not a Mr. Tony "vacation"). On his vacation he attended a Friar's Roast of Rob Reiner. During the roast, comedian Jeffrey Ross was making fun of the fact Reiner was at one time married to Penny Marshall (Laverne from Laverne and Shirley). Rich relayed one nice comment Ross gave of Marshall: "(Penny Marshall's) is so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick!"
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about a "vacation" back in July, 2002?
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Cheeseboy? And why does Mr. Tony want
him dead???
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