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Know! Your! Heads! |
No, you dope. A Head is a SportsCenter Anchor. There are three levels of heads. A Level One head is a big time head (i.e. Dan Patrick, Stuart Scott). A Level Two head is not quite on the cusp of a Level One head, but it's almost there (Best person I can think of that's a good example is Neil Everett). A Level three head is someone who is on ESPNNews Mainly. Bill Pidto is the best example I can think of.
TK has played "Head" games a lt on his show. There was a segment called, "Know Your Heads," where contestants had to name three levels of heads to win. David Aldridge was the only one who pulled off the feat.
TK sang a song about Heads. If anyone has that Claaah-sic clip, e-mail me. I want to post it.
In 2003, Producer Ray Necci produced the popular "Fantasy Head Draft" where show members would pick heads in a draft. TWS was able to get those draft picks:
Round Andy P. Tony K. Ray Kevin Phil
1st Mike Tirico Dan Patrick S. Van Pelt Stu Scott Linda Cohn
2nd Trey Wingo Rich Eisen Buccigross Anderson Neil Everett
3rd B. Kenny Ravech Winer Brunson Fowler
4th Rece Davis K. Frazier Jacobson S. Kolber Steve Levy
5th Capuano Greenberg Russell Pam Ward Pat Boyle
6th M. Kim W. Watson McKendry Berman JW Stewart
Here was the scoring system, developed by Ray Necci:
FHL Scoring System
This point system was developed by the FHL and confirmed by the FHLPA. The system is not negotiable. If you think you could do better, go start your own Fantasy Head League!
6 points: ABC Sports Host
5 points: 11 pm ET SportsCenter
5 points: 1 am ET SportsCenter (with morning re-airs)
4 points: 6 pm ET SportsCenter/Weekend Morning SC
3 points: Column on ESPN.com
2 points: 2Night Show/OTL & specialty shows.
2 points: SportsCenter XPress/Update Desk
1 points: Fill-in on ESPN Radio Show
1 points: ESPNews Shift
1 points: "This Is SportsCenter" Commercial
0 points: Prep/Vacation/Sick Day
Bonus points may be given by "The Tony Kornheiser Show" in return for superior work, good show appearances or any other reason we later define.
- Why does Mr. Tony keep on saying "Clean Out the Mousecages, Harry, and Carry the Urine Specimens Upstairs?" Who's Harry, and why is his job to carry urine specimens?
- Why does Tony always end his show by saying, "If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white?" Does he really care about my safety?
- Who sings the Mailbag theme?
- Who plays the background music while Tony reads e-mails?
- Why does Mr. Tony sometimes say "clah-sick" or "epick" or even "dun-key"? Doesn't he know how to pronounce these words? And why would I want to be "racked?"
- Speaking of Junior, why does Mr. Tony call him Junior?
- Why do some people call Mr. Tony Satchmo? Is he really Louis Armstrong?
- What's the deal with the Rich Eisen/Bea Arthur story?
- I keep getting banned by the Tony Kornheiser Show when I call in. What are the rules for calling in to Mr. Tony's show?
- What is Mr. Tony referring to when he talks
about a "vacation" back in July, 2002?
- Who is Maggie, and why does Tony talk about her?
- Why wasn't Junior on Tony's old show? Was he banned from ESPN?
- What's the deal with "Affirmation, Baby?" I mean, it's humorous and all, but what was the genesis of the term?
- Does Junior really know everything?
- Who is LaSooz?
- Who is the
Cheeseboy? And why does Mr. Tony want
him dead???
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