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This is LaSooz, Wizards
President Susan O'Malley |
Quickie: LaSooz is Washington Wizards President Susan O'Malley. Whenever LaSooz is mentioned on the show, this is who Mr. Tony is referring to. According to multiple sources, as a follow-up to Mr. Tony calling the Washington Bullets "Les Boulez," it would follow suit to call their President La Sooz, Sooz being short for Susan.
- Why does Mr. Tony keep on saying "Clean Out the Mousecages, Harry, and Carry the Urine Specimens Upstairs?" Who's Harry, and why is his job to carry urine specimens?
- Why does Tony always end his show by saying, "If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white?" Does he really care about my safety?
- Who sings the Mailbag theme?
- Who plays the background music while Tony reads e-mails?
- Why does Mr. Tony sometimes say "clah-sick" or "epick" or even "dun-key"? Doesn't he know how to pronounce these words? And why would I want to be "racked?"
- Speaking of Junior, why does Mr. Tony call him Junior?
- Why do some people call Mr. Tony Satchmo? Is he really Louis Armstrong?
- What's the deal with the Rich Eisen/Bea Arthur story?
- I keep getting banned by the Tony Kornheiser Show when I call in. What are the rules for calling in to Mr. Tony's show?
- What is Mr. Tony referring to when he talks
about a "vacation" back in July, 2002?
- Who is Maggie, and why does Tony talk about her?
- Why wasn't Junior on Tony's old show? Was he banned from ESPN?
- What's the deal with "Affirmation, Baby?" I mean, it's humorous and all, but what was the genesis of the term?
- What's a head? Is Mr. Tony being offensive?
- Does Junior really know everything?
- Who is the
Cheeseboy? And why does Mr. Tony want
him dead???
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